What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:06
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
Octopussy
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.